Let's act like celebrities and make a statement!!

Baby names have come a long way since Jack, Mary, John, Jane, Steve, Sally, Mike and so on. People are really going out on a limb and coming up with some REALLY cooky names. Why it seems like celebrities take the cake on the strangest baby names? Who knows. Here are my top 10 favorite celebrity baby names:

10. Bono - Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q
9. Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence - Tiger Lily Heavenly Hirani
8. Jermaine Jackson - Jermajesty
7. David Carrdine - I.P. Freely
6. Jason Lee - Pilot Inspekter
5. Shannyn Sossamon - Audio Science
4. Paula Yates and Bob Geldof - Fifi Trixibelle
3. Angie and David Bowie - Zowie
2. Helen Baxendale and David Eliot - Nell Marmalade

and the WINNER IS...

1. Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa - Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa (pronounced Na-Ko-Ah Wolf Mana-Ka-Ooh-Ah-Po Namma-Kay-Ah-Ha Mo-Moa)

Hmmm. Pilot Benzin? I.P. Benzin? Jermastesy Benzin? None of those work. We will stick with our favorite: Ivanna Mercedes Benzin. That kicks all those celebrity kids collective asses.