Thought for the day, courtesy of The Producers

"I've spent my entire life in the theater. I was a protege of the great Boris Tomaschevski. He taught me everything I know.I'll never forget, he turned to me on his deathbed and said, 'Maxella, alle menschen muss zu machen, jeden tug a gentzen pippy kachen!'

"What does that mean?"

"Who knows? I don't speak Yiddish. Strangely enough, neither did he. But in my heart I knew what he was saying. He was saying, when you're down and out, and everybody thinks you're finished, that's the time to stand up on your two feet and shout, 'Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town?!'